I’m just a guy who likes to make and fix stuff.
Here is a real photo of me fixing a London bus with my pliers.
Okay maybe it’s Photoshop.
I used to have hair, but I lost it in a tragic hair trimming accident (pictured).
I have a Youtube channel about filmmaking and other stuff I like.
I use annoying thumbnails like this
I’m also a photographer.
I don’t really enjoy the long hours but at least the pay is terrible.
I’ve been a little bit obsessed with tools for the past 20 years.
Some days I looked like a Blue-Cords-R-Us employee.
Then a few years ago I hand-sewed some pouches for myself.
They kept my tools safe next to my… ermm… lets call it my “cavity exploration thermometer”.
Then I started learning to use an old sewing machine.
Very slowly. Like a baby monkey.
The earlier ones were pretty crappy due to lack of skill.
So of course I had to purchase a better machine to “fix the problem”.
It’s big and grey so I feel manly while I sew pouches and sip my tea.
Then I tried to draw a logo. My first attempts would have been great for a kid’s TV show.
And the pouches were looking less like a child’s crafts project.
And after only billions and billions and billions of hours of work I finally had a nice looking logo.
And now after 3 years of hard work, I think these are the best pouches you can get.
So here we are. Toolbee has launched. I still don’t really know how to sew but I have a big sewing machine and that’s what matters.